Monday, March 3, 2008

Stephen Harper memo to self: "Kick ass"


""Kick ass," the Prime Minister told John Tory in a lengthy telephone call just after the Oct. 10 landslide re-election victory by Premier Dalton McGuinty's Liberals." TORONTO STAR

When all else fails, sue. Somebody. Anybody.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Telefilm Canada To Fund New Austin Powers Movie Starring Stephen Harper

-Other Conservative Players Have Now Signed On-

Telefilm Canada has been given the go-ahead by the Canadian Conservative government to fund the new Austin Powers movie.

Unfortunately, Mike Myers will not be the lead actor.

In his place, Stephen Harper will be starring as:

DR EVIL, and
FAT BASTARD

And now we have confirmation that Jim Flaherty will be playing the part of:

MINI ME

With Rona Ambrose and Helena Guergis as:

FEM-BOTS

Also back by popular demand are two characters to be played by Tom Flanagan and Doug Finley in the roles of Stephen Harper's "emissaries":

FOOK ME, and
FOOK YU

Anonymous said...

I should kick Stephen Harper where????

Memo to me : never trust that Harper guy again.

Second memo to me : If I even think about it , kick myself in the ass.

Steve , thanks for the advice.

Mike.