Monday, March 3, 2008

Stephen Harper memo to self: "Kick ass"


""Kick ass," the Prime Minister told John Tory in a lengthy telephone call just after the Oct. 10 landslide re-election victory by Premier Dalton McGuinty's Liberals." TORONTO STAR

When all else fails, sue. Somebody. Anybody.

3 comments:

Robert Gibbs said...

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

Blimey, more putrid filth coming out of the CON denial machine.

When stuck in a corner, let loose the lawyer WAR PIGS.

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction

In the fields a body's burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds

Robert Gibbs said...

Telefilm Canada To Fund New Austin Powers Movie Starring Stephen Harper

-Other Conservative Players Have Now Signed On-

Telefilm Canada has been given the go-ahead by the Canadian Conservative government to fund the new Austin Powers movie.

Unfortunately, Mike Myers will not be the lead actor.

In his place, Stephen Harper will be starring as:

DR EVIL, and
FAT BASTARD

And now we have confirmation that Jim Flaherty will be playing the part of:

MINI ME

With Rona Ambrose and Helena Guergis as:

FEM-BOTS

Also back by popular demand are two characters to be played by Tom Flanagan and Doug Finley in the roles of Stephen Harper's "emissaries":

FOOK ME, and
FOOK YU

Dr Mike said...

I should kick Stephen Harper where????

Memo to me : never trust that Harper guy again.

Second memo to me : If I even think about it , kick myself in the ass.

Steve , thanks for the advice.

Mike.