Thursday, January 7, 2010

News Flash: Harper to COMPETE at Canada's 2010 Olympics!

I just heard from a reliable source that Harper will be participating in the upcoming Olympics in two events: The Downhill and Snow Boarding.

Snow Boarding is Canada’s answer to Water Boarding and we know how fond Harper is about torture?

Harper might also participate in some Cross Country Proroguing in which he’s the world’s Reigning Gold Medalist.

1 comment:

Dr Mike said...

It`s just too bad that "backstabbing" is not a Winter Olympic event because he is really really really good at it.

Just ask any income trust investor---it was band-aides & stitches for everyone.

Dr Mike